Cedar Point Chopsticks
It's
such a lovely day today
Let's
go somewhere and have some fun
To
Sandusky we'll drive and then
We'll
spend the day at Cedar Point
Let's
ride the Raptor, the skyride, the wildcat
The
turnpike cars and ocean motion
And
then the Magnum, the Troika, the Mantis
And
for a break the Carousel
And
then we'll eat a bratwurst sandwich
With
sauerkraut at the HofBrau
And
for dessert we'll eat some ice cream
And
chew some taffy and buy some fudge
Let's
ride the schwabinchen, demon drop, Cedar Downs
Disaster
transport, and Cadillac cars
The
blue streak, Calypso, the Dodgem, the scrambler
The
Spacespiral, corkscrew, and witches wheel
And
then we'll eat some cotton candy
French
fries and some char burgers
And
maybe have some corn on the cob
Barbecued
chicken and fresh biscuits
Let's
ride the paddlewheel, chaos, and gemini
Snake
River falls and thunder canyon
The
mine ride, the swan boats, wave swinger, mean streak
White
water landing and antique cars
And
then we'll eat at Aunt Em's pies
And
walk along the frontier trail
But
first we'll stop at the Red Garter
And
eat popcorn and watch the show
And
now it's time to watch the laser light
Show
- let's ride the train right there
But
first I'm thirsty let's buy some pop
We'll
still be in time to watch the show.
Oh,
boy, it's been a really long day
The
car is parked a mile a way
My
stomach is rumbling I think
I'll
eat an ice cream cone along the way.
How
you've kept going all day, you amaze me
You've
eaten so much you should explode
I
don't understand how you can eat
And
ride roller coasters and not throw up.
©
Barbara F Gregory, 1997*
*Sing
this to your heart's content. Xerox, including the copyright, and hand
it out to friends. Perform it with your group. If
you want to record it, that's OK, too. LOL!! Just send me an email and
give me credit for the words.
